MelVFitness posted this image on instagram a few days ago with the following caption:
"Check out my transformation! It took me 15 minutes. Wanna know my secret? Well firstly I ditched the phonewallet cause that shit is lame, swapped my bather bottoms to black (cause they’re a size bigger & black is slimming), smothered on some fake tan, clipped in my hair extensions, stood up a bit taller, sucked in my guts, popped my hip- threw in a skinny arm, stood a bit wider #boxgap, pulled my shoulders back and added a bit of a cheeky “I’m so proud of my results” smile. Zoomed in on the before pic- zoomed out on the after & added a filter. Cause filters make everything awesome.
What’s my point? Don’t be deceived by what you see in magazines & on Instagram. You never see the dozens of other pics they took that weren’t as flattering.”
Coincidentally, I got a cookie today from a lab a few doors down. Win.
Elle: You’ve always made it clear that you’re a feminist. It’s a term that a lot of people back away from these days.
Amy Poehler: But then they go on and explain what they support and live by - it’s feminism exactly. I think some big actors and musicians feel like they have to speak to their audience and that word is confusing to their audience. But I don’t get it. That’s like someone being like, “I don’t really believe in cars, but I drive one every day and love that it gets me places and makes my life so much easier and faster and I don’t know what I would do without it”. But that’s everyone else’s trip, not mine. I had a mother who discovered herself in the ’70s and used to go to meetings and wear a sassy scarf.
Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you
This will be too true for me. #iwillbethirtyomfg
Hello, friends! It is, once again, that awesome time of classes, undergrads, no parking… oh, and another tally mark to your years in school. And also add to that new friends, more data… more of the good stuff too! ;p
To help with the back to school blues (more like I’ve been here the whole…